Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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