So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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