I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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