I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She said her name was "party"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
We don't watch enough power rangers
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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