i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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