**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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