Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
