if you like me you must not know who I am
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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