im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Randomize
