if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
you had me at cake vodka
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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