I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
