ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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