his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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