and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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