you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
the gays at disneyland are vicious
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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