I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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