i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
My bed is full of blood and feathers
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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