Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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