youre lurking in front of me
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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