It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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