none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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