i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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