how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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