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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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