I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I have demons in me.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Randomize
