My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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