I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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