The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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