What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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