How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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