Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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