It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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