I wanna bring you to show and tell
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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