She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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