too bad you live with your parents still
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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