You work out of a Hotel?
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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