Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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