I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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