is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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