1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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