Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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