Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The power of my boobs compel you
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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