I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
