Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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