she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Come on in and take your pants off
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