im six kinds of drunk right now
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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