Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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