One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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