There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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