BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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