I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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