i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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