He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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