idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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