It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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