Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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