taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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